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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 46 times.
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<Gorgils> fuuuck
<Gorgils> oh so you're here
<Gorgils> I wanted to tell you that since 5 days ago, I started hating cats.
<Gorgils> I was in my bed, sleeping peacefuly, when it happened.
<Gorgils> I started hearing a weird moaning, it was more like a baby crying.
<Gorgils> real babies don't cry like that, this ..thing whatever it is.. sounds more alien than human
<Gorgils> I was trying to fall asleep. (I am a sleep addict) but I couldn't
<Gorgils> soon I started raging,
<Gorgils> I went out to the balcony and looked at the garden
<Gorgils> IT WAS 3 FREAKING CATS DOING A FUCKING THREESOME
<Gorgils> FUCKING CATS
<Gorgils> I HATE CATS
<Gorgils> I threw them my balcony's chair
<Gorgils> but missed
<Gorgils> Anyway thats what I wanted to tell
<Gorgils> I feel much better now
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