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#29018 (262/462) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO
<timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...
<sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`
<Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!
<timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip
<michael> you guys make me feel good about myself

#29019 (126/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@michael> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid
<@orion> unfortunately not
<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity

#29016 (67/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
« @mokujin_ » they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis right away

#29013 (-4/324) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* tito sets mode: +b CHANFIX!*@*

#29017 (-2/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VeryCoolCat> what would ya do if ya woke up in middle earth in a cage, and a bunch of orcs are saying lets RAPE the human!
<Exile> Id say keep it friggin PG
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