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#29027 (355/509) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Magus`> My mom keeps assuming I'm gay.
<Magus`> WHich makes no sense.
<Magus`> I'm like... "My friend is coming over."
<Magus`> "Is he handsome?"
<Magus`> "I.. guess?"
<Magus`> "You're gay, aren't you?"
#29029 (265/423) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<manda> you know, to get a degree, you have to think about something other than your dick for more than 5 seconds
<AchtunG`> i know but its hard
#29035 (360/586) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to upload my love for you.
mikey: *taps your forehead* that's because of your small upstream bandwidth dear.
mikey: <3
liz: hahahhahahhahahhaha
liz: god i love it when you talk dorky to me
mikey: also, i seem to be dropping syn packets.
mikey: i suspect a collision somewhere on your train of thought.
liz: ping www.loveformikey.com
mikey: host not found :-(
#29038 (209/343) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST..
<Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it.
<Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter
<anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers.
#29037 (229/395) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<naga> so how long can nicknames be?
<parnbl00d> pretty long
* naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie
<nagaiseatingpie> cool
* naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks
<nagalikeslongdicks> nicks! nicks!
<nagalikeslongdicks> shit
#29036 (173/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Daisuke> yea, sucking cocks is fun
<Daisuke> that came out wrong
#29023 (234/428) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Eldritch> I once said no to sex in favor of diddy kong racing since I was near to beating the game
<prez> You're a true gamer when ....
#29041 (215/403) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet
<hitman> and I'm like
<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"
<hitman> and he's like
<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack"
#29042 (106/258) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ùíù haxgirl [haxgirl@got-owned.by-the.usfederalagencies.net] has joined #emu
ùíù Topic (#emu): http://haxgirl.digitalspork.com/haxowned.txt <-- pwn3d :/
ùíù Topic (#emu): set by Conj|WORK!conjurer@gotbnc.com at Thu Aug 14 15:16:03 2003
<haxgirl> As if this day couldn't get any worse...
<haxgirl> My kid found my vibrator under my bed and through it off the balcony.
<mp`> perfectly normal
<J3anyus> hahahahahahaha
<J3anyus> fucking *owned*
#29033 (49/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* kylev unplugs his new dual-Athlon
<kylev> my bad!Comment: Major power outages in New York and other places
#29032 (1/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lepper> it was trinity launching her attack on teh matrixComment: during east coast power outage
#29039 (-2/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Dock> I crushed my cpu
<@Dock> Worked though, so I didn't break it.
<+Arrowmaster> grr wtf
<+Arrowmaster> theres a reason its called a ZIF socket
<@Dock> ZIF my ass.
<ASk> a ZIF ass?
<ASk> that's a treasure, man
<ASk> just think of all the possibilities

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