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#30404 (344/466) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Tridao: i got 100%
Tridao: :D
Xeero: On what?
Tridao: the iq test
Xeero: ...
Tridao: 100% of what/
Xeero: Did it give you a number?
Xeero: That says
Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___"
Tridao: 100%...:(
Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high. |
#30383 (365/503) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<animus> Anyone else ever notice that with each new release of an image editor it becomes harder harder to draw a circle? |
#30406 (308/442) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iPBS> you know
<iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week
<iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's
<iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus
<slightly> me neither
<iPBS> whats that say about our popularity?
<slightly> :( |
#30410 (368/542) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great.
<Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me.
<Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me.
<Neji-Sama> It's like, wow.
<Neji-Sama> FUCK!
<Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.-
<JapanAir900> ...
<Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH |
#30405 (292/450) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the head.
<Dest> dreamwraith: Literally. |
#30407 (239/379) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BoB_JonEz> well its true
<BoB_JonEz> i think to get a comp sci degree you have to pass the tan test
<BoB_JonEz> if you have a tan, you fail |
#30400 (324/526) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've lost 10 pounds.
<Dylflon> That's nice.
<Dyne> Really, you should try it. You need to get in shape.
<Dylflon> I am in shape. Round is a shape. |
#30413 (258/438) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SpudMuffn> I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it rains. |
#30408 (252/436) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elfer> uh oh
<Elfer> I think I plugged my lamp in backwards
<Elfer> the room gets darker when I turn it on |
#30416 (188/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year
<matterless> Good, it builds character.
<pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming |
#30409 (208/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop style key layout with no keypad
<twohitcombo> and i bought one of those logitech ones with a hojillion buttons that dont work without the drivers
<twohitcombo> but evidently it has a 'fuck everything up' button that works fine with out them |
#30377 (199/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Immelmann> YEah
<@Immelmann> My mom plays the sluts
<@Immelmann> *slots |
#30393 (235/451) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kellyjo> old macdonald had a farm
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> and on that farm there was a lobster
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> with an <insert lobster noise> here
<@SalvadorChicka> haha |
#30412 (223/453) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pciber> Dude.
<Pciber> I just thought of the awesomest AIDS campain slogan.
<Pciber> AIDS Kills, We ain't fuckin around! |
#30394 (230/466) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(SnapScan): hablais español?
(Picasso-): I would like TWO soft tacos and a large pepsi |
#30402 (141/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit |
#30376 (146/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ThunderClaw> God dammit, my eyes...
<Lizking> dont worry ThunderClaw, soon, you'll be broken in
<Lizking> and this wont disturb you as much
<ThunderClaw> You know,
<ThunderClaw> this is the same reason I don't go looking at goatse.
<ThunderClaw> MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE MENTAL IMAGES, THANKS. |
#30379 (123/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Wolf|> I can cook
<|Wolf|> as long as theres instructions on the box
<Xaignar> 1) Remove wrapping 2) Microwave until edible, which is neverComment: #jack
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#30399 (111/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* davehartM fries an egg on an AMD
<@Nerf> mmm, fried
* Azhrarn fries his lap on his laptop
<Azhrarn> hrmm, there's an idea
* Azhrarn renames dnetc to eggfrier, runs it at higher priority and flips his laptop over
<Azhrarn> WHO WANTS OMELETES?Comment: #distributed@irc.distributed.net
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#30415 (96/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed?
* MeLearnin brb taking a shit.... |
#30395 (49/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tsueg> Mithandir -- you around?
<Mithandir> rather asquare
<Tsueg> well, better that than arhombus
<Mithandir> I've tried akleinbottle, but I just couldn't wrap myself around it
* Demanther thinks mithandir is asquishy
<Mithandir> maybe |
#30403 (37/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-( |
#30414 (35/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war
<AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them? |
#30401 (21/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol
<doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off |
#30378 (1/425) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[r0bz0r] How do you copy the text from this IRC in case there's something funny that we might wanna submit to bash.org?Comment: in #kingsofchaos (chatchannel.org)
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#30392 (-2/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tek9> i brag about my bed sheets
<tek9> i have spiderman
<Haze> i have cum stains |
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