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#31256 (9239/12137) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
#31259 (173/445) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
#31257 (101/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc
<Murdoc> hey
<Murdoc> dont you pee on me
#31264 (55/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
#31249 (4/396) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<evera> my LCD radiates...? WTF I WASTED MONEY =(
#31260 (5/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.
#31262 (-1/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :)

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