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#31330 (481/635) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jim_McNeat> Is there like a way to put a compiler in "Just trust me on that one" mode?
#31339 (367/513) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ghido> hi could anyone suggest me a very good irc server? i have to run it inside an company and it must have a restricted access my User/Pass. Thanks
<SlayerXP> ghido: has your systems administrator given you permission to run an irc server?
<ghido> SlayerXP: i'm the system administrator
<SlayerXP> ghido: then how come you don't know how to use a search engine?
#31301 (260/444) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Biggs`> eek
<+Biggs`> according to kWeather, it's raining
* +Biggs` looks outside
<+Biggs`> IT DOES NOT LIE!!
#31289 (219/489) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(&Remmy) root@remmy:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
(&Remmy) make
(&Remmy) make install
#31324 (170/386) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring
<Portable591> They aren't even games.
<Portable591> It's like getting yourself off with an interactive powerpoint presentation.Comment: #raspberryheaven at mircx
#31308 (170/402) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+ImaboyO> anyway... you shouldnt be interested in linux anymore.. u have a gf ;p
#31333 (174/422) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<C> l22r
<C> er. l33t.
#31337 (282/710) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kode54> next quote up is #31337
#31335 (167/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<adem> on further contemplation, halle berry really isn't all that hot, is she?
*** You were kicked by d4n (who stole your hetrosexuality?)
#31328 (191/497) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#31313 (74/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com)
* Gargoyle sets mode: +v msft
<+Mike> oh jeez. Microsoft is in here
<+Mike> y'all hide those corp copies of XP!
#31336 (68/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^
#31343 (71/379) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<funk> \o/ <-- person in posession of pie
#31344 (15/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<n0te> the reason i can irc is simple
<n0te> my boss has any <> any in the firewall
<n0te> so i put a proxy on his pc :D
#31338 (5/377) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<d4n> i want more biscuits
<d4n> no i dont!
<d4n> yes i do!
<d4n> no i dont!
<ror> !?!?!?
<d4n> !!!
<d4n> interior monologue wibble
#31315 (-4/432) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ether> my friend was a marine
<ether> said killin iraqis is like whack-a-mole at chuck-e-cheese
#31299 (-4/406) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DocHolliday> faggot revolution
<DocHolliday> my dad warned me this day would come
<DocHolliday> first you let them marry, next they won't give you ops

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