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#32367 (368/516) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nick> America only does precision bombing
<Mayseth> Yeah, but a country is an easy target to hit.
#32389 (269/467) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ruumis> someone spiked my morning coffee with HATE
#32398 (191/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reuben> `when you buy 55v capacitors out of the 55v capacitor bin
<reuben> always check to make sure they are all 55v capacitors
<reuben> you know, just in case you go to charge them all up and one is 15v and BLOWS THE FUCK UP
<reuben> and stinks your whole fucking room upComment: efnet/#lost via quotes.fuck.org
#32392 (262/472) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Kaelic waves
* Orca sine waves
* Alien cosinetan waves
* Alric tangents
* EdorFaus (sine+2*cosine)/3 waves
* Kaelic facepalms
#32385 (180/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XanK> i dont see how WATCHING gay p0rn AUTOMATICALLY makes me gay
#32396 (172/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Who wants to give me their Billing Information?
#32378 (55/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* @Mike destroys a person's karma by modding him offtopic
<@Mike> >:)
<@Zero> lol
<@Mike> ok, another 5 mod points abused at slashdot
<@Mike> my day is complete
#32397 (38/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XanK> whatever, looking leads dreaming, dreaming leads to touching, touching leads to ass sex...
#32395 (43/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducklord> getting interested is for losers
<ducklord> winners go "..."
#32363 (29/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> mmmmm http://www.glenmorangie.com/shop_the/s_malts.asp?offset=8 .
<fred> if this one costs that much think how much a new one would cost!
<Edestiny> alcho
<Edestiny> hehe i added it to my basket
<Pioneer> £175
<fred> errr ed it bills you over your phone bill. you have just cost your parents £175.
<fred> on the plus side you will have a rather nice scotch!
<fred> you may need it when your parents get there phone bill.
<Edestiny> shit
<Edestiny> luckly im at alex's houseComment: glenmorangie = signal malt scotch website.
#32391 (46/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Gothic_CatGirl) Ewwy I have to do to the doctor today
#32323 (20/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DugDig> where do l33t h4x0rz buy their cars?
<t|to> dugdig: that's obvious
<t|to> H4x0r M070rz
#32399 (4/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild> time to go have sex with alyssa
<wild> cya
<BlackDeth> <translation> my mom just told me i have to take a shower because i smell funny :(
<wild> translation: lame humour attempt
#31607 (-3/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducklord> orange juice sucks
<ducklord> and so does this strawberry milk
<DigDug> ducklord : fresh-squeezed plz
<ducklord> nah, I don't like those chunks :(
<tfg> chunks?
<ducklord> yeah, I always squeeze oranges with my buttocksComment: EFNet #geekissues
#32366 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+h4wk> why did you download debian lol
<+h4wk> debian is shit
< The_Ghost> because its 7cd's
< The_Ghost> i like downloading
< The_Ghost> lolComment: #warez ... duh

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