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#32918 (277/463) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> i think its funny that it takes more syllables to say "hello" in japanese than to describe female fart porn

#32853 (2231/3905) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* `-` (~Blade_Lea@Blade_Leader.support.gamesurge) has joined #i_r_teh_h4x
* ChanServ sets mode: +o `-`
<`-`> I've learn something today
<`-`> ata hard drives are not hot-swappable
<`-`> and don't try to just brush the molex connector against the hard drive's plugs just to see if it does something
<`-`> cause guess what
<`-`> it does

#32893 (201/383) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+RageAgainsttheAmish> this incence im burning owns
<@Aunt_Jemima> that reminds me of a story
<@Aunt_Jemima> i was at my friends house
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he is a complete stoner
<@Aunt_Jemima> but his dad is a born again christian
<@Aunt_Jemima> and he was burning incense
<@Aunt_Jemima> his dad walks in the door and says in a southern accent
<@Aunt_Jemima> "son, i dont want you burning that incense. its the gateway to drugs"

#32865 (222/426) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moosey5> how come only like 3 ppl r talking but there a whole lot of other ppl?
<Moosey5> jw
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> eh?
<Moosey5> nvm
<Moosey5> asl every1!!
<Moosey5> 14/m/fl
<Moosey5> ok
<Moosey5> im bored
<Moosey5> im gonna go bye
*** Moosey5 (~Moosey5@a763dad.25ea667f.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Client Exited)
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> And the room's IQ goes up by 50 points!
<Amy> Huzzah!Comment: If you leave 'em alone, the problem usually fixes itself...

#32873 (170/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alvein> most of my internet knowledge comes from finding porn

#32884 (189/373) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rein_coloring> It's always good to make adults happy. You never know when one of them will feed you

#32855 (151/343) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kip> it seems like every region of the us has some terrible and ridiculous problem
<RedDye4o> yes
<kip> like fire ants or earthquakes or thawing dog poo in the spring
<RedDye4o> America: a union of terrible and ridiculous problems

#32846 (95/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Akaramu> Don't question your god!
<Ricky> Blow me.
<Akaramu> ...
<Ricky> Wait, no, that is gay, don't do that.

#32881 (24/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkForce> what timezone do most ppl here live in?
<Rykan> american...

#32864 (4/464) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NNAndrew> maaan, why can't my boogers come in cherry flavour

#32904 (-5/409) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LooKooM`> yep ftp is crappy for 0-day appz and mp3, imo

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