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#33036 (804/944) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@brassica> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<@brassica> err pen is
#33035 (339/563) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(fleet): what I love about this channel is that no matter what I say, temp0 tells me to rail myself with a metal pole.
(temp0): i like you fleet
(fleet): really?
(temp0): NO! FUCK OFF AND RAIL YOURSELF WITH A METAL POLE
#33003 (256/442) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<perro-ness> see.... i enjoy being able to go to class, fall asleep, and still do better than everyone else
#33026 (241/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Keiron> Yahoo search brings up 24,400,000 hits for "porn"
<@Keiron> google brings up 92,700,000 hits for "porn"
<@Arcturus> Google - 300% more Pornful.
Comment: #voices on darkmyst
#33004 (184/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smilodon> once upon a time
<smilodon> there was
<Mithandir> yes
<Mithandir> but then
<Mithandir> there wasn't
<Mithandir> "A summary of life, the universe and everything" by S. Milodon and M. Ithandir
#33009 (141/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<C8H10N4O2> you drink something that contains a part of me. =D
<ducklord> that scares me in so many ways
#32998 (189/475) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cowboy> HI GUYS
<Cowboy> OOOPS I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON
<Cowboy> WAIT I HAVE CAPS LOCK DISABLED ON THIS MACHINE
<Cowboy> OH OOPS I"M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT
Comment: #CkB
#33000 (124/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i think lesbians should be allowed to get married AS LONG AS they produce at least one prOn video every monthComment: #geekissues
#33034 (28/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@[iNw]Tessai) <- virgin :(
(@[iNw]ForK) sif
(@[iNw]ForK) how old are you?
(@[iNw]Tessai) 19
(@[iNw]ForK) wow, I didnt think they made 19 year old virgins anymore
#32961 (-2/502) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<herbman> man i forgot how much this album kinda sucksComment: #ramen
#33005 (-3/379) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhelik> this channel should accept tho sexual choice of some peolpe especially since it happens to be the preferred way to describe the technology of discussion :PComment: #VisualBasic EFNet
#33002 (-2/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<magick_2> proxies with winsock... anyhone?
<BoDePlOt> no thanks
<OnErr0r> I'm trying to cut down
Comment: #VisualBasic on EFNet
#33024 (-3/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> digdug, when you search for "ramen" communities on orkut, the first result is "Gay Sacramento"
<Digested> haha
<Digested> coincidence? i think not

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