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[@Alexia]There should be a sticker at the bottom left of America saying, "Made in China"
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(SlackMuffin) [22:25] <SlackMuffin> winamp(2.80) playing(17 - Katrina & The Waves - Walking on sunshine) stats(38% of 3m 55s )
(SlackMuffin) [22:25] <SlackMuffin> I mean.. winamp(2.80) playing(really cool masculine music.mp3) stats(38% of 3m 55s)
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<WorkDug> OMG
<WorkDug> mcdonald's is phasing out supersize phrise!!
<WorkDug> jesus .. did i really just type "phrise"?
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#GeekIssues on EFNet
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<monkeydog> do burn victims get a discount when they go to get cremated?
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(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me.
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<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU!
<tito> USE GIANT ANUS ATTACK
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<Al> tr0n's mother left her body to science, but they sent it back
<tr0n> al's mother left her body to the wolves, but they sent it back
<Al> well somebody ate it
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<goatasaur> if you ate nothing but corn for like two days, and then took a shit, and took a picture of it, you could be an internet celebrity
<goatasaur> such is the power of the internet
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#fark
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* HPLPB|Comp2 needs to wash dishes and cook pasta
<DB> HPLPB|Comp2: By that, you mean "Wash my vibrator and tune into some gay porn", no?
<HPLPB|Comp2> DB: pretty much
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<@Hibiki> its not how a woman looks on the outside
<@Hibiki> its how good they are in bed
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