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#38932 (427/549) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ridder[A]> hey did i tell you about the commentary i heard during the olympic rowing?
<ridder[A]> the germans won and the commentator goes
<ridder[A]> "they won because they had a superior race plan"
<ridder[A]> think about it
#38950 (156/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheCommiser> my PC now has 2 UV cathodes in it
<TheCommiser> and
<TheCommiser> an on off switch for said cathodes on the front
* TheCommiser (BEST@mpx-39DBDABE.cosh.broadband.ntl.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* TheCommiser (BEST@mpx-39DBDABE.cosh.broadband.ntl.com) has joined #groan
* Chanserv sets mode: +o TheCommiser
<TheCommiser> that wasnt the cathode switch
#38958 (103/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@TsN|Jake> would anyone be so kind as to call my phone and help me figure out where the hell it is?
<@Jedi|w> haha
<@TsN|Jake> I'm not kidding
#38960 (112/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Crest> help! my cell phone won't stop vibrating
<NJX180> wanna trade?
#38995 (66/150) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#38925 (119/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cab86|away> aparently most americans seem to think races go are: caucasian, african-american, hispanic, asian, native-americans.
<Mech> yes
<cab86|away> wich i think it's a complete idioticy
<Ptolemy> And don't forget Nascar.
<Ptolemy> That's a race.
#38962 (115/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster)))
<BlackAIR> kitten got killed??
<Propagandhi> ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!?
#38985 (81/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =(
<Gabriel> I remember when she died
<Gabriel> I felt bad masturbating to a dead personComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#38975 (9/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@splice> this channel isnt primarily left-wing, its primarily wantstoargueComment: #ramen
#38982 (-3/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> tell her the sex is like trying to fill an olympic swimming pool with a can of sprite
<jonathans> you gotta shake it real hardComment: #geekissues
#38996 (-1/147) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cymbaline> My hard drive badly needs a defaggingComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#38984 (-6/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Ed] Man, I'm so black, I just drank a bottle of orange soda
[Ed] I feel like busting out some rhymes and stealing hubcapsComment: #gunsmoke irc.zirc.org

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