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#40669 (239/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mookeh> Pf, I'm taking head from a guy who duct taped himself to a ceiling trying to replace a light bulb
<jez> wtf
<Oranz> WTF
<Mookeh> OMG, worst typo ever! I meant HEAT!

#40668 (253/373) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iSharQ> Apparently, my friend texted "I want to kick your shaven puppy" to his girlfriend.
<iSharQ> The wonders of T9 predictive text.

#40657 (153/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< kitt> i'm trying to install linux for the first time
< kitt> but i can't find the setup.exe, any help

#40652 (119/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
jill ea: after great and lengthy procedures taking an excruciating two hours i finally figured it out. woo! all for 3 seconds of glory.
nyis024: sounds like my sex life

#40674 (23/127) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@lucid> I need something to do.
<@lucid> I dont start work until tommorrow
<@PJD> hrmm
<@PJD> watch porn
<@lucid> nah, thats a night thing
<@PJD> order some pizza
<@lucid> im broke
<@PJD> hrmm
<@lucid> hah
<@lucid> I have herb and diet coke
<@lucid> thats about it
<@PJD> go to a mall and tell kids santa claus doesnt exist

#40726 (1/133) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- dogmeat [dogmeat@pcp01841549pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net] has joined #wtf
< dogmeat> fags!
-!- dogmeat [dogmeat@pcp01841549pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net] has left #wtf []
-!- dogmeat [dogmeat@pcp01841549pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net] has joined #wtf
< dogmeat> except darkwise!
-!- dogmeat [dogmeat@pcp01841549pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net] has left #wtf []

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