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#67118 (290/410) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[thrukriz] guys do you know how to use MYSQL?
[samble] 'fraid so
[thrukriz] afraid of what
[samble] you asking me shit about it

#67077 (262/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Clariax> M_Tabak fears paper cutters
<+M_Tabak> I don't like paper cutters. I think it's their attitude. They're all about destruction and tearing things apart. That's not what I'm all about. I'm about togetherness. You know who has it right? Staplers. Staplers, man.

#67080 (300/520) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Inkyghost> Steve Irwin died the way he lived.
<Inkyghost> With animals in his heart.

#67052 (189/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jessecrouch> any of you ever play those mmorpg sex/relationship games?
<f0rked> like, myspace?Comment: #null

#66954 (179/363) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* eml pokes suve in the eye
<@suve> :O
<@eml> No, you mean .O

#67067 (115/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BamaWOLF> some bird just shit on me
<Mac-arena> Note: If vultures are circling overhead, you've been IRCing on the porch for too long.Comment: #adium on Freenode.

#67098 (114/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<erf> You know, I never expected to spend my sundays arguing which character out of stargate is hotter.

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