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#85542 (66/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Tom_Beers> I love sneezing
<@Tom_Beers> it's like
<@Tom_Beers> an orgasm in your nose
#85307 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jigsy> I couldn't even get laid in a morgue ...
#85538 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Grim: CST is California Standard Time, right?

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