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#190590 (219/363) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyber> Here's an easy way to tell if a heat sink is pure copper or contains an aluminum base
<Cyber> If you can't afford it
<Cyber> it's pure copper

#162688 (171/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< myself> I just realized MacGruff the crime dog should be the patron saint of tech support everywhere.
< myself> He warned us years ago: Users are losers!Comment: #geeks

#201618 (119/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RangerRick> Mother yelling at three little well-dressed girls: Do not open that bottle of glitter! Do not! If you know glitter... (holding her arms out making a rainbow sort of gesture) Shit flies!
<@RangerRick> shit flies, indeed
<@BadMojo> Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

#295884 (156/392) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< withnail> i wonder
< withnail> if anyone has ever put </body> on a tombstone

#288157 (73/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
sietoba: sorry i did that thing wheres you say one thing but youre thinking of a mother

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