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muffy: i would not date a chinese girl
muffy: thats a big red flag
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wasted` : so basically you fucked a virgin and were disappointed by her lack of experience?
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<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs and stuff
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
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<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
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<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl
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<jim_duggan> Why are the cheerleaders all pumped up after the game?
<jim_duggan> The game is over, why are they all still, "GO JAGS!"
<jim_duggan> They went, its over, they won
<PatHighgate> Jim, because the players are about to boink them
<PatHighgate> They're excited.
<jim_duggan> You spelled rape wrong
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< leth> gnufs: but that is already perfect, why would you need to change it?
< gnufs> leth: free software is not about perfection but satisfying your ego by modifying stuff for no reason
Comment:
#gnewsense on Freenode
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<Negi`> one time I proved heine-borel for R^n by proving tychonoff's theorem in the finite case and my grader said, "Well how do you know it works for R^n" without realize I proved it for a more general case
<enigmo> good story
<purplepenguins> cool story, bro!
<Negi`> wanna hear a better one, engimo
<enigmo> yes
<Negi`> I fucked your mom in the butt last night
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< cunt^chocula> I think there will be Michael Jackson sightings the way there are Elvis sightings now
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