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#300635 (589/767) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sebas> So my parents have an account on my little brother's laptop so they can use it during the week, when he's not at home. Said account is severely restricted using Parental Control.
<Sebas> Giving an ironic new meaning to the term "Parental control."

#300594 (383/577) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Shayne: She said she's gonna call me soon. And i think she's going to tell me she loves me. But she thinks i'm clueless. How should i react?
Jesse: your asking a guy who has been single for 4 years for relationship advice?
Shayne: Oh right
Shayne: Umm
Jesse: just be all shocked and like suprised i guess
Shayne: Ok hold on
Shayne: Lets say i was a really good irc user. And an admin told me he had a suprise for me and i knew he was gonna give me ops. How should i react?
Shayne: Seriously... Answer the fuckin question lol
Jesse: you did not just ...oh...my...god

#300711 (286/464) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Xagor> I just bought some ice cream and booze. Trying both the masculine AND feminine ways of getting over an aborted relationship :(

#300623 (239/513) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Dark-Fx> 2 printers 1 CUPS?
< myself> aaaaagh
* myself stabs Dark-Fx

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