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#301381 (365/713) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: supb. asl?
Stranger: 28/m/haiti
You: so what's shakin?
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: Omegle

#300067 (254/550) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Seyon> YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE GETTING DISCONNECTED, SO WE DISCONNECTED YOUR DISCONNECTION SO THAT YOU COULD GET DISCONNECTED WHILE YOU ARE RECONNECTING!
* Seyon (chatzilla@875D2DA9.5C5337C4.FAE7B20E.IP) Quit ([irc.BillyIRC] Local kill by Drazhar (Yo Seyon, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but THIS IS THE BEST DISCONNECTION OF ALL TIME))

#302291 (196/502) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TwoPointOh> ZenGwen: do you get easily offended by references to 9/11?
<ZenGwen> no
<TwoPointOh> okay
<TwoPointOh> i had a great idea for a t-shirt

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