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<RobTitan> The Chile earthquake was magnitude 8.8 which I think also makes a pretty good emoticon for "I'm in an earthquake."

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< madAsHell> I hate irc more when i don't even understand how i'm being insulted

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<@fewyn> so i send my mom a text saying happy mother's day i get one back saying "ty, send treats for my dog in farmville plz"

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<@carbine> I need to find a new outlet for my emotions.
< pi> like a vagina?
<@carbine> And apparently it won't be the internet.

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Matthew: It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook. We have 11 friends in common. I need new friends.

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< doppler> shit, watching the Stevenote has depleted my battery :(
<@gregh> your wallet is next

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<Errdoth-AFK> lul
* Errdoth-AFK forces himself to turn the monitor off
<ichai> hey errdoth
<Errdoth-AFK> ?
<ichai> made you type again
<Errdoth-AFK> fuck you

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joe9512357846: Its bad when I turn down porn to read quotes...
VollerRoterMond: yeah
joe9512357846: is that why people have dual screen monitors...?
VollerRoterMond: possibly.
VollerRoterMond: you have to train your eyes to look at one screen each
VollerRoterMond: and then your body to laugh and orgasm at the same time.
joe9512357846: lol
joe9512357846: thats pretty awesome...
VollerRoterMond: I'm pretty sure its part of some buddhist religion
joe9512357846: wait - you mean to tell me I have to trick my body into thinking it's actually doing two things at once? Dude we all know how hyperthreading went!!
VollerRoterMond: a skill known only by monks who have been studying the science for their entire life.
VollerRoterMond: I think they're called IT guys or something
VollerRoterMond: fuck... did we both just turn that into nerd jokes?

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<esteele> Anyone know what kw['title'].setdefault('') might do?
<optilude> esteele: crash if 'title' is not in kw?
<esteele> Well, it crashes when it is too. Unless title shouldn't be a string.
<esteele> Ah, I think it should be kw.setdefault('title','')
<davisagli> esteele: right
<esteele> Which shows how many times that method has ever been called.
<davisagli> heh. what method?
<esteele> Products.PlonePAS.plugins.group.GroupManager.updateGroup
<esteele> From 02/24/05
<esteele> Wow.
<esteele> This is what archaeology feels like, I'll bet.

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< arke> not even my computer loves me
< Antonio8> is it a dual core ? maybe it has a split personality

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