QDB: Quotes for

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

#306605 (163/191) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Matthew> had a weird dream last night, some doctors told me that my spine was fucked
<@Matthew> first they were very helpful promising to get it fixed, then they found out i didn't have private health insurance
< ulber> the american dream

#305766 (101/171) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Cycron | the first thing i thought of when i heard that Japan moved several feet: "their GPS is totally messed up now"Comment: irc.ecnet.org

#304853 (62/144) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brend> "I have created a revolutionary AI from first principles! Also, can anyone tell me how to draw coloured dots on the screen?"

#308447 (45/123) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nathan> I think % is secretly the symbol for a titfuck

#300465 (-20/104) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

14,883 quotes approved; 8,712 ; karma: 189.5135