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#188054 (-24/132) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D

#185748 (-12/62) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt.

#185553 (-20/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair

#188760 (-49/109) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower