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#311462 (-40/112) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine |
#311457 (-4/72) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit |
#311453 (-88/98) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I think at -50 votes, the comment gets removed... YES THAT MEANS YOU BASH |
#311447 (-24/80) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005 |
#311443 (-1/105) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I don’t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII. |
#311446 (-2/104) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ednos>Â technically, I'm not pedantic |
#310745 (-18/94) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with |
#304802 (-25/115) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28 |
#201076 (-22/142) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose' |
#200688 (-59/109) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises. |
#200629 (-28/130) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you |
#199365 (-35/97) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjobComment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
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#197814 (-32/104) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside |
#195546 (-40/96) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment... |
#188760 (-48/108) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower |
#188054 (-23/131) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D |
#185748 (-11/61) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt. |
#185553 (-19/67) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair |
#311421 (69/83) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CaptainJistuce> I am still waging a linguistic battle against that use of the term fixed. Surely an animal works as intended before the procedure, which renders a major subsystem inoperational. They are broken afterwards. |
#310739 (23/51) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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<Glorfindel> noooooooooooooooooooooo. my foooood!!! |
#304873 (37/85) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jake|E5400> There's spaghetti in the southbridge
<Jake|E5400> and steak on my CD
<Jake|E5400> I kid you not
<Jake|E5400> I just dropped a steak on my XP install disk
<~tidux> lol
* Jake|E5400 wipes it off
<ll_TankPad> Windows XP Medium Rare EditionComment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#239514 (16/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<iMaal> wtf
<iMaal> i listened half the metallica album with no sound on :D |
#299924 (24/62) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Funkmob> He's replaced Coke with Code... he does hundreds of lines a night. |
#311400 (23/51) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing
<steve> apparently someone has labeled the document as SRUCTured bonds
<steve> inside the document there was a link to a SQL query
<steve> but whenever you clicked it it would show title bar of the window only
<steve> when you resized it to see the query, you would see the window is empty
<steve> but somehow copy and paste worked and you could copy from empty window
<steve> in editor you would get two queries
<steve> one for version 3.1.29 and newer and one for versions prior to 3.1.29
<steve> we had 3.1.29, so OBVIOUSLY the one working was the older one
<steve> lost 3 hours because of this
<steve> this is some new level of fuckery |
#311314 (96/130) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> So is it possible to restore the United States from a backup? |
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