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#305131* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sergonium> sugar syrup
<{KHI}DellGuy> sounds unfun
<Sergonium> maple syrup is just some yank.canuck thing
<[Aura]HazeofSpace> !
<[Aura]HazeofSpace> we use jam
<Slie> who the fuck puts jam on pancakes
<Slie> what kind of fucked up backwards upside down country do you live in
<Sergonium> yea, here too, usualy jam, suger syrup or powdered sugar
<Sergonium> and ye apples or bacon etc
<Sergonium> baked into them
<Slie> you sir, are not of this worldComment: #globalgamers

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<Jazzu> I am working on replacing the blood in my veins with tea.
<[ka]killer> what % are you at?
<Jazzu> hm, let me do some napkin math
<Jazzu> okay, so google says the average male has 5-6 litres of blood in their body
<Jazzu> an average tea cup (and let's say mine's average sized) holds 175ml
<Jazzu> so if I drink 5 cups a day on average, it'll take about a week to drink 6 litres of tea
<Jazzu> and earl grey is delicious, so it's worth it

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<CyrixLord> is alice in wonderland out
<CStubing> is the gay porn version out yet?
<CStubing> Alec in Bonerland?
<jey> CStubing: you'd be the one to ask
<CStubing> jey: considering that I was the one asking, that makes little sense.
<Kniht> I figured it was shameless self-promotion
<CStubing> hmm.. I liked it better when you guys just told me my jokes sucked.

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<DarkFoxDK> Hmmm, just thought of something... (
<platnicat> Hm?
-*- DarkFoxDK waits patiently, to see if what he thinks will happen, actually happens....
<DarkFoxDK> Guess I should have used this instead: {
<DarkFoxDK> Ugh, fine. I'll close them myself -.- } )
<DarkFoxDK> :P
<platnicat> ...
<platnicat> LOLComment: #TechFurs on FurNet

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<@snow2> i like working in silence
<@snow2> which is why i don't typically load any music stuff
<@snow2> i like turning off music in my games too
<@timmo> i also prefer silence
<@timmo> to the awesome noises of music
<@timmo> because i am a robot

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(Fallingwater posts a demotivator about how church with a lightning rod doesn't show much confidence)
<+witchdoctor> no, you see there's faith, then there's just being a fucking idiot.
<+witchdoctor> You see a church without a lightning rod is just tempting fate.
<+witchdoctor> And as we all know God can't resist a chance to cause irony.
<+Fallingwater> so basically god's a bit of a bastard then
<+witchdoctor> a little bit, yeah
<+witchdoctor> but he's more of a prankster than an outright bastard, though
<+witchdoctor> I mean look at the platypus
<+witchdoctor> wtf was up with that?
<+Fallingwater> eh, I dunno... look at africa... pretty mean prank, that
<+Fallingwater> "U GOTZ AIDS LOLOLOL"
<+Fallingwater> "ha ha, very funny god, now gimme back my white blood cells pls"
<+Fallingwater> "LOLZ COME AND GET THEM KEKEKEKE"Comment: #tropers on irc.esper.net

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agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: SPLOOSH
agaChris: zzz
storms: gonna go to bed night all
TOGGI3: see, theres an announcement of sleep that doesnt make you go wtf afterwards

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<ussdefiant> did anyone notice that a new version of LCS came out 2 weeks ago?
<Schmi> no
<Schmi> I actually avoided noticing that
<Momaw> So you noticed it before un-noticing it
<Schmi> I noticed the fact that there was something in need of not noticing
<Schmi> so I avoided noticing it by occupying my notice senses with something else to notice
<Momaw> But how can you avoid the thing you don't want to notice unless you've noticed it enough to note its time and place
<Schmi> I felt a disturbance in the force
<Momaw> Oh, right

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<iKitsune> why did anal-sodomy.com go away?
<roosmcd> just a fad

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<io> I'm trying to use the rubber stampper tool in PS for cocks
<io> its not working very wellComment: #themaxx efnet

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RA_chet: they are just gross
RA_chet: i feel sick when i eat them
RA_chet: and they just make me want to gag
RA_chet: the smell, the texture, the taste
RA_chet: ewie
Arch_Laughter: please tell me, youre still talking about fish

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Psycho: according to the Heisenburg uncertainty principle
Psycho: the molecules
Psycho: of my dick
Psycho: were in your mouth
taktoa: according to uncertainty
taktoa: I am having sex with Megan Fox right now
Psycho: you win

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<pitz> When you pee my face
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell

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<Faith> Well, I could go to the other end of the burny extreme and act like a Sister of Battle.
<Faith> (Because 40K is ALWAYS a good source for advice on morality!)
<Faith> Purge the alien, burn the heretic! That's the Imperium waaay~

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<Gorgils> fuuuck
<Gorgils> oh so you're here
<Gorgils> I wanted to tell you that since 5 days ago, I started hating cats.
<Gorgils> I was in my bed, sleeping peacefuly, when it happened.
<Gorgils> I started hearing a weird moaning, it was more like a baby crying.
<Gorgils> real babies don't cry like that, this ..thing whatever it is.. sounds more alien than human
<Gorgils> I was trying to fall asleep. (I am a sleep addict) but I couldn't
<Gorgils> soon I started raging,
<Gorgils> I went out to the balcony and looked at the garden
<Gorgils> IT WAS 3 FREAKING CATS DOING A FUCKING THREESOME
<Gorgils> FUCKING CATS
<Gorgils> I HATE CATS
<Gorgils> I threw them my balcony's chair
<Gorgils> but missed
<Gorgils> Anyway thats what I wanted to tell
<Gorgils> I feel much better now

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<RayN> The only time you /absolutely/ can't have meat on Fridays in during Lent
<RayN> During the rest of the year, it's okay as long as you do something else to make up for it
<cthuljew> Like cut off a toe.
<RayN> Exactly!
<Twinge> Gogo Samurai Catholics
<cthuljew> "I have dishonored my master, and therefore give up my life... for Lent."

#300739* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
gjb: We should say we are web cubed company
mwd: we're post web
mwd: cos we use POST a lot
gjb: But that means we also GET the web
mwd: we use our HEAD
gjb: Press release!
mwd: at least we know our OPTIONS
teh: we can CONNECT people to teh webs
teh: and PUT out our wordComment: Nerd puns, the lowest form of humour...

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bill: i poop cheeseComment: mozzarella

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<Ferret> at least now you can brag to your mates about how you scored with Ferret
<Ferret> XD
<@Sephnroth> i can imagine it being very fun with more than two people

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<Root> I like my coffee like I like muslims. I dont like coffee

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<Lloyd`Christmas> i'm jovial
<Lloyd`Christmas> i'm a jovial guy
<Luigi30> if by jovial you mean really fat

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<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls"

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Patricia_Taylor: like i said....its been awhile
DevXen: yeah.. It has for me too =[
Patricia_Taylor: I feel ur pain....Well kinda
DevXen: oh?
DevXen: err.. do ya wanna feel my 'pain' wait.. is that what the kids are calling it these days? score
DevXen: which apparently is the point.. nice.
Patricia_Taylor: I would love to help you fix that pain =)
DevXen: Really? *Perks up*
Patricia_Taylor is sexing...

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