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#308284* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Strider: wtf
Strider: uhhh help
vault: ?/
Strider: the 2nd letter of the alphaet wont type
Strider: HAHAA shit
Strider: like, wut
vault: unplug your ethernet cable
Strider: this is a razer keyoard this shit etter not e orken
Strider: fucken hell
Strider: ?
Strider: wut
vault: just do it
vault: dont ask questions
Strider: ethernet
Strider: has nothing to do with it
Strider: like, wut
vault: it does trust me
Strider: im gonna do this, and then youre gonna laugh at me
Strider: i can tell
Strider: that did
Strider: nothing
vault: ahahahahkasdhfkasjadfjadkfmadfmadfhk
vault: did you really do it
Strider: fuck u
Strider: wut do
Strider: yea
vault: LOL WHY
Strider: cause you fucking told me to
vault: yea it was a joke though
vault: its like
Strider: ...
Strider: yea ut you were like "ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE DO IT"
Strider: i mean, what have i got to lose
Strider: oh no
Strider: wut ever shall i do |
#302709* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
All in all, it's just a...
'nother poo in the bowl |
#302943* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<j3parker> jism-hole principle
<j3parker> if you have n hos and n+1 sexytimes at least one ho must have turned two or more tricks |
#311585* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
"I smoke art, drink music, and sing physics." - Mike Liebo |
#300270* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Hal Cybertar: Now every nerve in my body seemed like a strained harp-string ready to snap at a touch.Comment: Hal is a chat bot.
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<`WarpKat> oooooo...north korea has threatened to "wipe the U.S. off the face of the map" - i gather this to mean they're going to print their own maps without the United States on themComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#308896* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Holy shit.
<Sebas> The girlfriend's boss forgot to change the "THIS WEEK'S SALE" banners
<Sebas> So all the WWII books were proclaimed to be about "Cooking"
<Erasmus> Hahaha
<Sebas> I REALLY hope there wasn't too much about concentration camps in there. |
#303851* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mangaluver> oh, thats wonderful news
<mangaluver> when's the wedding?
<mangaluver> and which of the few states that allow gay marriage are you two going to?
<@Pedophile> Canada |
#309354* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Migs> whotf is Richard Stallman? Some pirate? |
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<Ryu> which probably explains why i been playing WoW
<Tw|tch> heh.
<Ryu> no thinking involved, just point, click and push keys
<Tw|tch> right
<Ryu> i am already level 18 in 3 daysComment: and they say only virgins play WoW....
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<+Lolenheimer> Roses are red, violets are blue, Vodka costs less than dinner for two~ |
#301865* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SuxXarD> omg
<SuxXarD> bagel is amazing.
<ApoC> bagels
<Murph> are
<Meh> full
<Murph> of
<ApoC> gay
<Murph> donkey
<Meh> shiz
<ApoC> in
<Meh> the
<ApoC> butt
<Murph> anus
<ApoC> hole
<Meh> with
<ApoC> mustard
<Meh> and
<SuxXarD> mayo
<ApoC> dicks
<Buck> jizz
<Meh> and?
<@Mayvik> DOG SHIT TACO!
<Murph> that worked for like 10 words
<SuxXarD> QBD, here I come.
<ApoC> dog shit in your girlfriends taco |
#310823* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Aoi-chan> honestly I'm fine with black Helvetica against white
<@Aoi-chan> but the kerning is against the Geneva convention I'm sure
<@Aoi-chan> no one will get that jokeComment: #raspberryheaven
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#310558* (?/5) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Quo-fan | nobody wants to tell where rizonirpg idlerpg bot has gone
Quo-fan | is the game like over completely or whats going on
nugarin | We won, Quo-fan
nugarin | we killed the final boss
nugarin | it was epic battle |
#213987* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Global> vHost for user Lothy set to Lothy.fucks.kangaroos by oper Niall
Couple of hours later:
<Global> vHost for all nicks in group lothy set to pr0.at.various.things by oper Lothy
<Global> vHost for user Lothy set to pr0.at.kangaroo.lovin by oper Niall
<Niall> oh wait
<Niall> haider Lothy
* Niall whistles
<Global> vHost for all nicks in group Niall set to caught.red.handed.changing.lothys.vhost by oper Lothy |
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<chi> get him spacejunk
<spacejunk> OK
*** mode/#penguinslair [+b *!*@zentoo.cc] by spacejunk
*** chi was kicked from #penguinslair by spacejunk [we get it, you're whiny.]
<segin> Trying to see if it was a good thing to do server-side pages in Tcl
<spacejunk> :D
* segin hides |
#307298* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
IGNORE LOGIC
PRAISE JESUS |
#301985* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pitz> I like Johnny Gill. My favorite song is "Rub Poo The Right Way" |
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theonetrueGodHead: People are stupid, but they keep forgetting how stupid they are. |
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<@Bananobot> Whoa, the hot girl from high school just added me to her friends list on Facebook
<@Bananobot> Maybe I have a reason to use Facebook now :/ |
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Really Enjoyed the site guys,Comment: Really Enjoyed the site guys,
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#306109* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BronzeBeard> hey, I've seen broke back mountain, i know what you mid-westerners do
<DragonM> Do tell. I haven't seen it, so I don't know what we do.
<BronzeBeard> well it starts out like this
<BronzeBeard> ( i)
<BronzeBeard> then it's like *purrt* ( i)~~ D8
<BronzeBeard> then c):-D "virgin ass"
<BronzeBeard> then ( o ) (|===8
<DragonM> Saw that coming...
<BronzeBeard> and ((==8
<DragonM> One liner ascii pr0n. Only on IRC...
<BronzeBeard> and then like ((===8 ((=8 ((===8 ((=8 ((===8 ((=8 ((===8 ((=8 ((===8
<BronzeBeard> finally it ends like this: :o ~(|===8
<BronzeBeard> ~,~;
<BronzeBeard> FinComment: #ogre3d office topic
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#310963* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<lug00ber> grmblmervavzzzipjresvijæav
<madame_> lug00ber: morning sunshine
<lug00ber> yeah, thanks
<lug00ber> woke up this morning to a beer in my fridge that wasn't there last night
<lug00ber> had a sticker attached to it reading "not breakfast"
<lug00ber> day's been going downhill from there |
#304375* (?/52) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
ColeHeartly: !8ball Will Evan die in a terrible accident involving a bus full of japanese tourists, a ball point pen, an owl, and 12 gallons of whipped topping?
billybot101: You may rely on it. |
#304989* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Loved Jack Black's sequel to Gulliver's Travels, but the previews Tasted Like Diabetes. I couldn't bring myself to object. |
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