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WeenieBeenie419: tell me a joke
NeverWakeUp1229: Okay
NeverWakeUp1229: Kate, Dana and I are drunk at a bar. Who drives home and why?
WeenieBeenie419: umm... i dunno?
NeverWakeUp1229: I do, because women can't drive!
WeenieBeenie419: you prick
NeverWakeUp1229: Wait, this isn't Matt is it?
WeenieBeenie419: no, im his gf
NeverWakeUp1229: Oh good, I thought it was his mom
NeverWakeUp1229: bitch.

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