QDB: Quote #111
About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

#111 (337/595) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<DigDug> How much?
<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
save page | share

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search
14,883 quotes approved; 8,692 fermenting; karma: 189.4805