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<darrend> HOT DAMN I AM FUCKING SPIKED ON COFFEE THE BEAN HAS GOT ME STRATOSPHERIC AND BY GOD I GOT THE GRIN OF LUCIFER STORMING THE GATES YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW
<snadra> that ought to scare away the office chatter ladies
<darrend> maybe i'll spear them with my quivering dreamtime spirit phallus
<darrend> it extends from my belly button to my third eye and hangs at a 45 degree angle about 3 feet
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