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<Bunsen> And the LHC isn't going to cause anything to happen that hasn't happened billions of times before in cosmic ray collisions, except that this time it'll happen inside really expensive glorified Geiger counters.
<Bunsen> In other words: The LHC will not create a black hole, eating the entire planet and destroying life as we know it.  It will not blow a hole in the universe and let all our air run out the hole.  It will not destroy gravity.  I am not a subatomic playboy!
Comment: With apologies to Vice Admiral William Blandy
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