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commie628: so this guy at work introduced himself to me today
commie628: he's like, my name is corey]
commie628: and i said, NO GET AWAY FROM ME, I ALREADY KNOW SOMEONE NAMED COREY AND I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED
commie628: so he told my boss im crazy
John Vega: wtf?
commie628: it was pretty funny
commie628: to me, not to everyone else in the store
commie628: and theres this other guy
commie628: i always see him holding hot dogs and sausage
commie628: cus he works in meat, but its like thats all he ever does
commie628: and sometimes hes in the bathroom with me
commie628: and its awkward
commie628: cus theres one urinal, and instead of pissing in the toilets, he stands behind me like hes in line
commie628: hes creeping me out
commie628: but, if i ever want a job in the meat department....i know how to get it |