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<fusionrock> Typical crime scene in LA:
<fusionrock> Police: "Who attacked you, sir?"
<fusionrock> Victim: "Two white guys, sir. They took my wallet and camera."
<fusionrock> P: "Are you sure they weren't black?"
<fusionrock> V: "No... They were white..."
<fusionrock> P: "Latino?"
<fusionrock> V: "...white."
<fusionrock> P: "Jewish?!"
<fusionrock> V: "Well, aren't most Jews white?"
<fusionrock> P: "GET ON THE HORN, RONNIE! WE'RE LOOKING FOR TWO JEWS WITH A STOLEN WALLET AND CAMERA!"Comment: You know it's true.
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