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Jackson> Hey, did I ever tell you of the time I flew to Las Vegas on a flying carpet?
Jackson> You see, it all began when I enrolled in the Navy and I was deployed in Persian Gulf.
Jackson> Now, I'm sure you know all about Persian rugs. Well, I was given a few days off to carouse in Tehran, and I decided to purchase a Persian rug.
Jackson> Little did I know the Persian rug I purchased was MAGIC.
Jackson> Stuck as I was in a hellhole, I decided to fly to Las Vegas, Sin City, for some wholesome, American-style indecency.
Jackson> So, I guess the moral of the story is this:
Jackson> Magic is a real thing. I saw it with my own eyes, grasped its threads under my fingers. Do not disbelieve this fact. |