QDB: Quote #223912
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This quote has been fermenting for 17 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.4% chance of being approved.

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<Sir_Geoffrey> man
<Sir_Geoffrey> if I had captured video of what I just did, I think I'd win some kind of price for most epic fail
<Sir_Geoffrey> *prize
<Sir_Geoffrey> woke up, got out of bed, stretched my arms out
<Sir_Geoffrey> *CRASH*
<Sir_Geoffrey> shattered the damn overheat light fixture shroud
<Sir_Geoffrey> *overhead
<Sir_Geoffrey> now I have broken glass all over my room
<Sir_Geoffrey> and several locations on my body are bleeding
<Sir_Geoffrey> bbl
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