QDB: Quote #231859
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This quote has been fermenting for 17 years and has been voted on 45 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51.5% chance of being approved.

#231859* (?/45) ⚐Flag
cumslurper19: I'm sorry. But oral hygiene is very important to me.
Lane: That's what SHE said.
Lane: Except by "hygiene", she meant "sex".
Lane: And by "oral", she meant regular.
Lane: And by "regular", she meant brushing.
Lane: And by "sex", she meant her teeth.
Lane: And by "brushing", she meant removing.
Lane: And by her teeth, she meant plaque.
Lane: And by plaque, she meant her virginity.
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