QDB: Quote #232694
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This quote has been fermenting for 17 years and has been voted on 39 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 52.2% chance of being approved.

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<VINCE_O> HI VINCE OFFER HERE WITH FUCKING SHAMWOW. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING TOWEL... SPONGE... RAG... THING? THIS WILL STREAK UP YOUR SHOWER LIKE YOUR ASS DOES A PAIR OF GRANDMA'S PANTIES, BUT FUCK MAN. THIS IS THE ONLY PRODUCT BILLY MAYS HAS TURNED DOWN ENDORSING BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT. HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. ANYWAY, BUY SHAMWOW TODAY AND WE WILL SET UP A SMUGGLED MEXICAN FAMILY OF TWELVE TO VOTE FOR BARACK
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