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Nathan: I have GOT to stop dreaming
Ren: Mee too. Im' runningout of pillows.
Nathan: No dude
Nathan: remember the submarine dream i told you about?
Ren: Think so
Nathan: where we lost the china war because we accidently made all the subs out of styrofoam and they couldn't go under the water, and then to counteract that we made new subs out of lead, but they couldn't float above the water and thousands of people lost their lives because the styrofoam subs couldn't save the people in the lead subs?
Nathan: well last night
Ren: Oh, Yeah
Nathan: I had a dream that i really wanted icecream. so me and candice went to this store that had every flavor of icecream known to man
Nathan: well
Nathan: I had also blown off my classes for that day to go get the icecream
Nathan: but when we got there they were sold out of everything that wasn't green, and the only stuff that was green was the stuff that had one of the flavors as being sour apple
Nathan: well
Nathan: i went to the back of the store to check the freezers, and when i opened one of the freezers, my german teacher walked out
Ren: Oh shit
Ren: I know where this is going
Nathan: only she was tiny. normally she comes up to my chin but in the dream she was like 3 feet tall
Nathan: and she started beating me with one of those 1 gallon things of icecream
Ren: ...Haahaha
Ren: Sorry bro
Nathan: except it was chocolate ice cream, which was what i had driven all the way out there to get
Ren: Thats a funny mental picture
Nathan: and I was so upset because she was wasting all the chocolate icecream
Nathan: and then i bought a sour apple cone, and then i woke up >.>
Ren: ...
Ren: Yeah you seriously need to stop |