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<pnkydnky> so i'm gay, right
<pnkydnky> and i come from a pretty religious family
<hughman> yeah
<pnkydnky> but i hadn't come out yet to my parents
<pnkydnky> and i really wanted to get this off my chest
<hughman> so how did you deliver it?
<pnkydnky> well, first off, we were about to have thanksgiving dinner
<hughman> did people come over?
<pnkydnky> yeah, which i thought would be a great time to come out
<pnkydnky> try to come out... like a man and let everyone know
<hughman> haha ok
<pnkydnky> so we were eating, i was nervous and i just said, "i am gay"
<pnkydnky> and almost the whole table turned into a riot
<hughman> ouch...
<pnkydnky> no, that's not the worst part
<pnkydnky> my dad suddenly yelled out, "I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!" and stormed out
<hughman> eek...
<pnkydnky> but it gets worse...
<pnkydnky> later, after most of the heat died down...
<pnkydnky> my dad talked to me alone and said...
<pnkydnky> "you know, in our family, things only come out of the anus, and never go in"
<hughman> holy shit! |