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<Ichiruka>hey Fax
<Ichiruka>wheres the bot?
<Fax>I woke up this morning
<Fax>to a lightswitch that doesn't work
<Fax>and a hot water heater full of cold water
<Ichiruka>oh
<Fax>because some idiot bastard electrician decided "O THATS GOOD ENUFF"
<Fax>and then the rain came today and BLEW UP A TRANSFORMER
<Fax>I WAS LIKE
<Fax>NOOOOOOOOO OPTIMUS
<Fax>and as he died
<Fax>he fell over onto a powerpole
<Fax>and knocked out power to my entire neighborhood
<Fax>So I called PG&E and was like "sup"
<Fax>and they were all "O lol we don't even know what's wrong"
<Fax>"we'll tell you what's wrong by 10 AM when we can be arsed to go check"
<Ichiruka>lame
<Fax>"and MAYBE we'll have it fixed by this afternoon"
<Quan>if that happened here itll be back in 2 hours if not much less
<Fax>you don't live in California
<Fax>LAND OF PUSSIES
<Quan>thats my point
<Fax>OH GOD ITS RAINING I NEED TO DRIVE THIRTY MILES AN HOUR UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT IN THE FAST LANE
<Fax>bitches, this isn't rain
<Fax>it's not rain until it hurts when it hits you
<Fax>and even then its not rain, it's HAIL bitches
<Fax>srz, when it snows around here, people go to church because they think they've done something wrong.Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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