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<LiarFish> I despise working out. It feels like watching a pot boil or waiting for a Monday work day to end.
<Lord_Shake> I hate gyms. Especially college gym 'workout centers' that are full of girls on the exercise bikes that think they're not skinny enough.
<Liarfish> Lord_Shake - Tell them that.
<Lord_Shake> At least they could do something bouncy, the bikes are just sitting.
<LiarFish> "Hey, can you stop for a second? I just saw how hard you were working out, and I wondered if you for some reason thought you weren't skinny enough or something? Thought I'd tell you look great, stop trying so hard."
<LiarFish> Or my favorite.. "Jesus, you look fine. Eat a cheeseburger."
<LiarFish> Or my 2nd favorite.. standing in front of the glass, eating a greasy cheeseburger myself, slowly, emoting as much enjoyment in it as possible.
<LiarFish> The cheeseburger eating doesn't really get you the chicks, but, it does make you feel really good about not working out :p |