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<Aerv> So, I got home from work about 40 minutes ago, and I saw my wife and her friend playing on the couch.
<Aerv> Now, normally that would be highly arousing
<Aerv> but they weren't playing with each other
<Aerv> They were playing with the puppy my wife just bought
<Aerv> And didn't tell me about
<Aerv> until I got home
<Aerv> At least they got a good puppy, German Shepard, not some little rat thing
<Scruffy> lol
<Aerv> The puppy already likes me the best
<Aerv> After my annoyance with ANOTHER mouth to feed, I saw how cute she was
<Thor> *she*....so....I think we all know the question at hand. :P
<Scruffy> what?
<Scruffy> how long til he porks it?
* Thor watches scruffy prove his point.
* Aerv has kicked Scruffy from #sfn
* Aerv has kicked Thor from #sfn
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