QDB: Quote #301805
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Motley: so I must be pretty damn high
Phil: yeah?
Motley: I was looking at myself in the mirror of my dorm's shared bathroom
Motley: and this guy walks up and goes "how you feelin'?"
Motley: I looked at him for a second looked back at the mirror
Motley: and then I said what I truly believe is the greatest stoner line ever:
Motley: "I feel like I'm looking at myself from the other side of the mirror."
Motley: he stared at my reflection for about ten seconds and then just stopped sucking my dick and walked away
Phil: what? he sucked your dick?
Motley: either that or none of this really happened and I'm just high... you decide
Phil: o_o
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