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<k0n> I am so fucking pissed off
<k0n> about a week ago gf asked me to jailbreak the iPhone I bought her
<k0n> so I did, and told her not to upgrade to the new software version cos it breaks things
<k0n> anyway this morning she phones me up bitching at me because the jailbreak doesn't work
<k0n> guess what - she's updated the software.
<mimmic> haha, moron
<k0n> so I went over there to go see if I could re-jailbreak it, and she pretty much refused to talk to me and spent the whole time giving me evil eyes
<k0n> like it's MY fault
<k0n> I spent a good hour researching and basically the result is that the new version can't be jailbroken yet
<k0n> so she THROWS THE FUCKING IPHONE AT THE WALL. O_O
<mimmic> wtf?!
<k0n> then has a massive rant at me about how I never do anything for her
<mimmic> dump the bitch
<k0n> nah, I have a plan for revenge
<k0n> nekkid holiday pictures, meet 4chan
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