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<Fax> so I was playing Half-Life 2 Ep 1 the other day
<Fax> and there's this bit where you have to escort citizens across what amounts to a deathtrap maze
<Fax> and of course i run out of freaking everything. No grenades, no shells, no bullets, nothing
<Fax> so I pull out my crowbar and charge, hoping that somehow I can kill one of the combine, grab his smg ammo, and survive
<Fax> this doesn't happen, because I get an RPG to the forehead
<Fax> however (and the point of the story)
<Fax> one of the citizens I was protecting says, as I die
<Fax> "Dibs on his crowbar!"
<Fax> All I coul think was "wtf, citizen dude. wtf." |