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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 21 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 67.6% chance of being approved.

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Jaysee: im not sure whether to lol really hard or feel concerned....
Jaysee: this really really really slutty girl i know, got trashed last night and had sex, but forgot her tampon was in (wtf)
Jaysee: then she put another one in
Jaysee: and realised the other was lodged right up there
Jaysee: and cant get it out
Jaysee: she has to see a gyno now....
Jaysee: you know what, ive made up my mind.
Jaysee: im gonna laugh
Jaysee: and AS IF the guy
Jaysee: couldnt see or feel the tampon
Jaysee: he must have the tinest cock ever
Jaysee: he must of been like
Jaysee: "hell yea hitting her cervix pretty hard right now"
Jaysee: worst prob is she is gonna have to go to the gyno who is probably gonna find more things wrong with her vagina
Jaysee: its like going to doctors for a cold and finding out you have chlamydia, aids, herpes, and jungle fever...."oh and youre really loose too"
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