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Person 1: "So i herd u liek mudkipz."
Person 2: "Ahem. I think what you mean to say is 'So I heard you like Mudkips.'"
Person 1: "Well, gosh, don't be such a Grammar Nazi."
Person 2: "And as a matter of fact, I do like Mudkips."
Person 1: "In Soviet Russia, Mudkips like YOU."
Person 2: "How would you know? Have you ever even been to Soviet Russia?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Dude, you need to lurk moar."
Person 1: "I'm getting hungry. I think it's peanut butter jelly time, wouldn't you agree?"
Person 2: "Somewhat."
Person 1: "Good. So go make me a sammich, woman. Oh, and while you're at it, I'd like to invoke Rule 34 on you."
Person 2: "Did you just call me a woman???"
Person 1: "Shut up woman, get on my horse!!!!!!!"
Person 2: "Why so serious?"
Person 1: "What if I told you I was in your base, killing your d00ds? Oh, and Ima chargin' mah lazer too. Then would you make me a sammich and get on my horse?"
Person 2: "One does not simply walk into my base."
Person 1: "Oh, actually it's not just one base. There's tons of them. All your base are belong to us."
Person 2: "I didn't even know I had any bases. How many are there?"
Person 1: "Over 9000."
Person 2: "Daaaaayuuuum! And I presume you are having a superhappyfuntime, no?"
Person 1: "That's right. Tonight, we dine in hell!"
Person 2: "If I ever get over there, I will falcon punch you soooooo hard..."
Person 1: "Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies."
Person 2: "I am disappoint."
Person 1: "I seem to be having some technical difficulties. Err... How do I shot lazer?"
Person 2: "Why should I tell you, nub? You know the rules and so do I."
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. But once I get this lazer working, you have no chance to survive make your time."
Person 1: "O RLY?"
Person 2: "YA RLY."
Person 2: "Not if I have anything to say about it."
Person 1: "Fine. Go ahead and say something. A winner is you."
Person 2: "You, sir, are and idiot. I happen to be teh 1337. Just watch while I hax you."
Person 1: "What is this I don't even--"
*Person 1 has been disconnected.*
Person 2: "LAWL. I made him BSOD. xD"
*Person 1 has logged in.*
Person 1: "I see what you did there."
Person 2: "Pics or it didn't happen."
Person 1: "I happen to have this screenie of it."
Person 2: "This looks shopped."
Person 1: "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-"
*Person 1 has logged out.*
Person 2: "Step 1, make him ragequit; Step 2, ?; Step 3, profit."Comment: This conversation didn't actually happen, I made it up by myself trying to use as many memes as I possibly could. Enjoy!
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