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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 54 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 68.7% chance of being approved.

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<RuneCaster> Wait what
<RuneCaster> Hardee’s Loaded Biscuit and Gravy with Large Hash Rounds
<RuneCaster> 1,530 calories
<RuneCaster> 110 g fat (26 g saturated)
<RuneCaster> Isn't that bordering on lethal somehow
<RuneCaster> and that's breakfast?
<RuneCaster> Holy shit
<Clipsy> hey, doctors have been telling us to eat 8 cups of lard per day for YEARS
<RuneCaster> COnsidering your health system thats unsurprising. Anything they can do to prolong your suffering that doesn't have a one time cure is $
<Clipsy> yeah they really need to legalize assisted suicide
<Clipsy> for fat people
<RuneCaster> You just need a small island, full of small to medium sized game. Where they are deposited with nothing except a sharp stick, a lighter and a bag of charcoal. They'll lose it fast enough.
<Clipsy> man
<Clipsy> add in some rum and I'll be on the first flight
<RuneCaster> haha
<RuneCaster> Alone on an island full of desperate fat chicks with low self esteem and alcohol. They'll be thin enough after a few weeks. Clever.
<Clipsy> I was thinking "alone on an island with alcohol", but yeah, that's a good point too
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