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<Pryoidain> So I got to the final page on this fucking paperwork, and I'm all relieved since 70 pages is enough to kill anyone
<Pryoidain> Then I actually READ it: "Using the section below, explain any and all Yes answers completely, include dates where required"
<Greyskull> Oh fuck
<Pryoidain> So I get to "Are you an only child" and now I'm resisting the urge to be a complete and utter smart ass, since this is for the military and all
<Pryoidain> "Because mummy and daddy didn't love each other after me>
<Jess> Awww
<Jess> Because daddy drove into a tree, AND MOMMY CAUSED IT
<Pryoidain> "Because I wrecked dat shit on da way out yo"
<Pryoidain> Or I could bel-air it
<Pryoidain> Yo this is a story all about how
<Pryoidain> I ripped dat vagina straight up and down
<Pryoidain> I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
<Pryoidain> I'll tell ya a story about how i wrecked down there
<Tomo> Might not go well on a military security form
<Pryoidain> Yeah I think I'd be declined -_- |