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<SoundWizard> I like to think that Australians are just spiders in human disguse
<ShadowExile> Oh really? :P
<ShadowExile> Actually I found a spider the other day
<ShadowExile> it was like, right beside my computer and I went to like, kill it inside a tissue
<ShadowExile> the main part of it's body kinda exploded
<ShadowExile> but it's front part (just the head) was still moving
<ShadowExile> and the legs were still moving
<ShadowExile> fucking scared me
<ShadowExile> i think it was poisonous
<ShadowExile> Then I went to crush it's head and the fucking fangs or something
<ShadowExile> went through the tissue into my finger :(
<ShadowExile> I haven't been able to play since
<SoundWizard> Scary world
<@Bangerz> we don't have poisonous and non-poisonous spiders here, it's dead in 2 minutes or dead in 2 hours
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