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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 33 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 72.2% chance of being approved.

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<~Tom> lol I can just imagine the google-machine takeover of the world.
<Tec> It would be the most polite world takeover.
<~Tom> Sure it'd be oppressive, but it'd also somehow be really helpful at the same time.
<Tec> I'm sorry that we're locking you in your house. Would you like to know the lyrics to They Might Be Giant's Birdhouse in Your Soul?
<~Tom> We're sorry you're being beaten. Here's a list of medication that might alleviate the pain!
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