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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 45 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 67.4% chance of being approved.

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<Pryoidain> If it is between the hours of 2AM-4AM, and you are about to go to bed, and you are located anywhere where there is another individual present, i.e. a house or an apartment, and you decide to masturbate before bed, they WILL wake the fuck up and suddenly have to find YOU just to tell YOU about this amazing fucking dream they had.
<Pryoidain> Fucking hate this shit, it happens entirely too often.
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