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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 54 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 70.1% chance of being approved.

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<an0n[Coma]> Barney Stinson (from How I Met Your Mother) lost his virginity at 23? All my dreams, torn asunder...
<an0n[Coma]> And no, before any of you backstabbing cunts says it, it's not because that means I can no longer be Barney. >:/
<an0n[Coma]> Hmmm. I would need to be blonde...
<an0n[Coma]> And secretly gay...
<an0n[Coma]> I'm already halfway there.
<T1g4h> you're blonde now?
<an0n[Coma]> .....Sure, why not?
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