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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 43 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 73.4% chance of being approved.

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<mistah_j> "Sharking is the act of finding someone in public when they're not paying attention to their surroundings, ejaculating on them, and running awa"y
<||bass> how can you just run up to them and BAM spooge
<||bass> nobody has that quick of a trigger
<mistah_j> no
<mistah_j> you like, stand around alone, jerking off
<mistah_j> until you're ready to blow
<mistah_j> then run up to them
<mistah_j> and then let it flow
<||bass> i see you've thought this through
<mistah_j> that is my hypothesis
<||bass> uhuh
<mistah_j> i have never tested it
<mistah_j> i've only ejaculated on consenting women
<knuck> so you never ejaculated ever?
<knuck> =(
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